Article by Stephanie K, August 9 2004

Gackt is not your plush toy, your inflatable doll, that you can just buy and play with. He is not a toy where you can own him, and when someone tries to take him away- you cannot bite them.

If you did- a restraining order will be on it's way, you'd probably be banned from Japan for kidnapping him, and you'd probably would have to pay for the medical bills because you just bite of a huge chunk of skin. You would also would be labeled as a psychopath and no Asian artist would ever want to sell their album or tour in the U.S for the fear of being kidnapped and witnessing a disgusting account of you biting someone's hand off.

And it bleeding horribly.

You cannot claim him. He is not claimable. He can claim you- but consider this. There are over 4.7 million fans* in the world currently, and he could pick any of them. Why would he choose you? Because you know what his favorite kind of dessert he likes? Because you know his underwear size, shoe size, his pets names, and because you believe you are true, one and only, destined girl for him?!?!

The truth? He might be looking at the girl next to you. Or that guy who has really tight pants on. (He's hot too. )Yea. He might not even be straight.

And how the world comes crashing down.

You support Gackt. You don't like it when that girl next to you is claiming to be a big Gackt fan with that Hyde shirt on! Oh no! You must beat her up with your magical super powers because you are a magical girl! So you proceed to hit her with your magical pink staff. It's made out of metal.

Two things. You are not a magical girl. You are cos-playing at a convention. Number two- more debts because of more medical bills and more restraining orders.

Support Gackt to the fullest by telling every single person that you know about him. Tell them about it until someone calls the police department and you get arrested for stalking. Make sure to tell the policemen/women about Gackt. Let people borrow your albums, make them stare into his eyes (um- contacts) from that absolutely adorable photo of him, and most of all- make them appreciate the all good glory of Gackt. If they don't- don't bite their hand off.

Instead, introduce them to Malice Mizer.

Do not ridicule new Gackt fans or crazed Gackt fans (who are just as crazed as you, but you won't admit it), do not treat them as if you are a higher being because you're not. Chances are they found out about Gackt the same way you did- on the internet, from a friend, or by bumping into a guy who proclaims he is Gackt and that he wants to sleep with you because everyone wants to sleep with Gackt.

Please be courteous and not write long and descriptive letters on what you would do to Gackt alone in a room- or whatever -to him. Do not send pictures of yourself in the nude in your ‘super sexy women‘ pose.** That is extremely rude, and no one will appreciate that kind of thing. Do not send a novel about how hot Gackt it. We know. He knows, cause chances are- he's not blind and has a lot of people telling him that. There are mirrors for a reason too.

Do not make websites where all you put is “Gackt is fab”. Do not send emails/instant messages to the webmaster about how hot he is- and keep on sending them so much the webmaster goes absolutely bonkers and tries to kill everyone by using a butter knife. Please do not write in the guest book on how 'hot' Gackt is- but rather on the quality of the site or discuss about the non-existent spellings errors. Or make some up.

Gackt is fab. Don't you wanna be fab fan? Be a fan- and don't bite other fans.

*This is not a Gackt Fact.
**Some has done this- the letter was sent to the wrong address and she got reprimanded in Japanese.